Boobs. There’s an undeniable pre-disposition to why you love ’em, true story. In fact, you’ll find several indisputable scientific explanations about why they’re so compelling in the text, video, and pictures below. You’re not alone. We love boobs too — and not just “freedom tits” (q.v.) either!
It’s science.
Staring at boobs – she might not understand why we do it, but (properly informed) you can educate her!
Movement attracts the eye (as any good soldier knows). Here’s proof.
Maybe that’s why we especially focus in on bouncing boobs. Like these.
(See what we did there?)
Watch this.
He makes a great point, right? This does look like a warm, secure place.
Or, a safe harbor for motor boating.
More on the topic of motorboating later.
Now, because we know that looking at boobs is actually likely to extend your lifespan, we’ve compiled a few for you to include in your diet and health regimen.
Warning: boobs ahead. (SFW, mostly)
Ah, bouncing boobs. Sometimes it’s the gentle undulations of everyday life.
Other times it’s the result of athletic activity or strenuous action. Like a brisk morning jog.
Or a relaxing bicycle ride.
Or running for cover during a Nerf battle.
Or when you’re out on the range.
We sincerely hope she doesn’t get any hot brass down in that cleavage.
Or…whatever the hell this is.
Best boobs
What’re the best boobs? Well, the ones you can see of course. BUT, some boobs have more freedom than others. That definitely puts them in the category of best boobs.
Bouncing boobs can be a little dangerous.
We sure hope that poor girl doesn’t black her eye.
Oh, and remember when we talked about motor boating earlier? That’s just good, clean fun! If you’re allowed to do it, we recommend you do. Probably ought to ask permission first, though.
We like to motorboat boobs too. And according to Cosmopolitan’s Sexopedia, we’re not alone.
Girls do it too – it’s not like we’re the only ones who enjoy it.
Always get permission. Or you might get boob-smacked.
That’s it for today. Be assured, we shall be updating this periodically.
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Freedom Tits
(mostly Heather Lynn, but not all!)
If you follow Mat Best, Black Rifle Coffee Company, or Heather Lynn (@heatherlynnoh) you already know what freedom tits are. But here’s a reminder.
Heather Lynn (@heatherlynnoh) originally coined the term “Freedom Tits”. As best we can tell anyway.
There other perspectives on the matter, though!
Nice boobs and the American flag go together like peas and carrots.
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